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alaskan tornado

When the male stretches the womans anus to where he can pour mentos into her and then coke, mixing it with a whisk as the woman tries to push out the mixture.
"Honey do you want to try Alaskan tornado on the bed or in the kids room?"
by Reddead432 July 22, 2017
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Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
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Maineville Tornado

When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.
I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.
by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009
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Tornado Fart

The first moments after gas is passed in a moving car and the windows have been opened. The sudden rush of air causes the fart's stench to be magnified and quickly circulated to the noses of all the other occupants for their pleasure and/or displeasure.
A sudden giggle from the back seat was the only warning before the widow was opened and the tornado fart engulfed us all.
by Morning Trumpeter January 19, 2010
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trador

Referring to someone who will challenge authority figures. Especially when hungover.
You really pulled a trador today with the boss!
by Harsh_Kumar May 31, 2007
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Meat Tornado

The act of spinning around while penetrating another person's rectum utilizing a system of ropes and pulleys.
I went home with him and he had a crazy setup. There were ropes and pulleys all around the room. He gave me a meat tornado!
by $1nn3d December 18, 2011
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tornado

To storm along, in a fit of anger, damaging, destroying, kicking or slamming around anything one could get his/her hands or feet on.
After breaking up, I tornadoed through the house, leaving a mess in my path.
by Honker January 12, 2007
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