Topock

The Hell on Earth where old people come to die, located in Arizona.

Kim- "Did you hear that James went to Topock?"

Jake- "Yes, I guess it fucking sucks.

by bella rae October 29, 2018

[topota]

Funny synonymus of "tu puta madre" used in Mexico as a joke, specially when you ask something to someone and he replies you with topota

-él: Qué hora es?
-yo: topota
-él: topota?? que es eso?
-yo: topota madre! jaja

-him: What time is it?

-me: topota
-him: topota?, what the fuck is that?
-me: topota madre (your fucking mother) ha ha ha

by Poratafolio January 15, 2019

topolski

a jew

hitler hates topolski

by bigmac593 January 31, 2019

Topportunist

A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.

male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.

by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019

Topportunist

A male in the gay community who will, under any circumstance, make attempts to attain a top and ruthlessly win over his affection.

male 1:"oooh, gurl, Ms Maddy must be in the market for a brand new beaux, she's been looking hella meloncollie lately..."
fag hag 4:"oh, honey, once a "topportunist" has used available resources it must seek out new prey.the "topportunist" is always at work.

by sonofavgvst February 26, 2019

topportunity

an opportunity to receive head/top

i have to go tonight dude i have a potential topportunity with liv!

by lavagrill February 25, 2020

topdog

Retarded 34 year old skinny fat dog from Australia who supports pizzagate and acts like a entitled karen when people offer free services out of goodwill. Paper pusher in the day and Janitor in the night.

Has taste buds of a 5 year old

I dont want to become a person like topdog

by LorenzoOTU May 23, 2020