two tons of fun

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

by Shawn Parent April 18, 2008

tons

A FAT ASS such a large piece of shit that cant fit through dorways

RYAN PACIFIC. man tons go kill your self

by SHORTY May 22, 2003

tooks

A word describing someone who is fat, arrogant and 1 sided. Is someone who can only see their point of view even if it is wrong.

Hitler is such a tooks

by Habibby August 30, 2006

Toonchie

Another name for a vagina

She was in the club popping that toonchie. Go to the bathroom and clean that toonchie. Pop that toonchie for a goon hoe!

by DrummerBoy2004 December 3, 2010

ToomsTJ

Known on the internet as the most rent-free female on Jeeps Unlimited Off Topic Forum. Many follow her around searching for pictures and posting about her superior body and features. Often known to break many hearts of men and throw them away at her will. The men of JU are angry that she rejects them as they pine for her attention. She feeds off their negative energy and teases them relentlessly with her superior intellect and witty sense of humor.

"ToomsTJ lives rent-free in the skulls of many"
"Obsession lies deep with many of the JU turds"

by Fleg November 24, 2007

Pro Tools

Also known as "tools". Used by pretty much every studio on Earth worth recording or mixing at. Nuendo is a Steinberg alternative regarded highly in the industry as well.

Pro Tools is used on everything from music & movies to computer games and radio broadcasts.

You pretty much can't beat a tools system.

Trent Reznor from (NIN) uses Pro Tools to almost single handedly create the bands unique sound.

by 3EB July 27, 2005

Toonshit

When a cartoon takes a shit.Toonshit is also contageious

Donald just made a orange Toonshit.

by In your earpussies February 11, 2008