toots

one who must be protected at all costs

No harm must come to toots!

by yosoybayemay June 22, 2011

toofah

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.

The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.

by Jim July 23, 2003

toof

When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.

Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004

tootsie rolling

the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.

my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.

by redwood boner March 1, 2012

toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

by Ragdaddy December 1, 2019

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

Toodside

A chinese word that refers to either side of a delicate peice of land or ground.

Keep off the wild flowers, toodside.

by Confused Chinese Tourist January 2, 2008