Testicle Tightners

Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.

Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!

by A. P November 13, 2005

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

Tight ass

A small but really nice ass

It's really curvy and you just have lust for it.

Or when a girl just wears really tight skinny jeans that you can see her asscrack through them.

Man christina has such a tight ass in those jeans. I just wanna buttfuck her

by Niceazz September 22, 2009

This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

by Dchipy March 13, 2009

tight

1.very close friends.

2.cool, hip, fashonable.

I've been tight with Chris ever since highschool

Man those shoes are tight

by isla August 26, 2004

tight fisted

to be unwilling to lend money or spend money on a freinds behalf

John: Bob can you pay for the taxi ive run out of money?
Bob:F#@k off im not paying!
John:you tight fisted git!

by joe sggolb June 25, 2007

Jew-Tight

Extremely tight or cheap

That nook is Jew-Tight.

Or my boyfriend won't pay for anything he is Jew-Tight

by Apoclyspe May 21, 2010