TEDant

One who re-posts TED videos in forums in order to appear intelligent.

That Rick is always getting us to think by posting those TED talks. He's a TEDant.

by davincn June 2, 2011

Toehawk

When a woman shaves her pubic hair, leaving only a symmetrical strip that runs from the top of the camel toe area often, but not always ending before the bellybutton.

"Did you use my beard trimmer to sculpt your toehawk again?"

by Doubl3Bubbl3r July 13, 2012

Tedan Signalling

Tedan Signalling Is a electronics company on a well known popular game, Roblox.
They have 18 members and their main focus is on sirens. They can set-up and add electronics into your Roblox game. They work alongside a pretty popular group, SS Research and Development. They ally with another popular Roblox group called Blazing Galaxy which has 500 members+

Tedan Signalling Group ID: 3501761

by Speedz (Epic Person) December 13, 2017

todathaniel

absolute retard, can't do shit with his life, typically short, like reeaally shoort like 4'8". dogshit at videogames and incapable performing basic human function. Addicted to borgers and has retarded episodes where he only says borger and moans loudly. Absurdly obese to the point where his 1 inch penis while erect is being swallowed whole by his flesh. Needs to be constantly called an idiot and a bitch and other derogatary words as that is all he used to hearing, if he goes without hearing this for too long he collaps into a wet slop. Has -2 brain cells, and is absolutely the worst human on the fucking planet, to the point where he is subhuman and worth less than a dog. The sun stops shining whenever he goes outside for god cannot look upon his inbred mistake when god accidentally fucked a coconut.

Man that guy is such a todathaniel

by todathaniel hater December 13, 2021

Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.

One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"

by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

big toed

Verb: when you have interlocked your toes with with someone else's fingers and you totally dominate and destroy them and they have to say "mercy"

Uh oh he's gonna big toed me and I will be forced to say Mercy

by ToesRhot July 9, 2018

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021