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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
mugGet the Mud Toastermug.

toaster bunny

Don’t be such a toaster bunny Karen it’s just a fucking bag of dicks
by Keanu Wick September 9, 2020
mugGet the toaster bunnymug.

Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
mugGet the Toaster Musicmug.

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.
by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020
mugGet the Toaster Fridgemug.

Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate
Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster
by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022
mugGet the Heartless toastermug.

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.
I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!
by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
mugGet the Toaster Jobmug.

Toaster Fucker

Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.
"She's into Montgomery Gator."
"What a toaster fucker."
by BamAlakazam February 22, 2022
mugGet the Toaster Fuckermug.

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