squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.

"She is the biggest spoof sponge"

by sparkneon October 07, 2005

dog sponge

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

Sponge Madison

An effeminate firefighter.

Geno is a real “Sponge Madison”.

by leatherhead303 November 06, 2022

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 18, 2018

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th March 17, 2016