My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.
by Ripasf420 July 02, 2018
My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?
by Racerx504 May 19, 2019
by Drakonra June 15, 2017
Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".
by Phqu September 21, 2016
actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.
guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!
me: You're so lucky man!
by PatC September 06, 2005
That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!
by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011
Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"
Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"
Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"
Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"
by Don vito June 23, 2017