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Israeled

When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.

When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?

Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!

They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
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Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own
by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024
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Israel

A Jewish nation legally recreated on the ancestral homeland of the Jewish people. Subjected to constant attacks, demonization, misinformation, and straight up blood libels masquerading as criticism (most of the definitions here fit that description) from leftists, arab supremacists, and garden variety Jew haters.

While israel is obviously far from perfect like any other country, it certainly doesn't deserve this level of intense hatred that is being displayed by these same hypocrites who to this day insist on minimizing and denying not just the atrocities of Oct 7th but the massive history of unprovoked violence from Arabs.

It's strange how a few years before , you had more objective definitions of israel and now all you see is toxic anti israel garbage heavily upvoted. I suspect there's a massive disinformation campaign involving Qatar, Iran, and a lot of bots.
Israel completely upholds international war in this current war. The Gaza casualties claimed by the gaza health ministry are unreliable and have a lot of fabrication to them. Many analysts have pointed out the absurdity of the casualties that are being claimed.

Another thing to keep in mind is that hamas terrorist wear civilian clothing and operate out of densely populated areas which makes it extremely hard to differentiate them. Which is a war crime of Perdidy.

To all you anti Israel cretins, go fuck yourself. Israel is here to stay and no amount of fake propaganda or lying by omission will change that.
by Wake Up June 11, 2024
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Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.
Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?
by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024
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Israeled

When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property
After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"
by Global Dictionary 2030 December 26, 2023
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Israel Defense Forces

Losers.

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, woman and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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