Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.

Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.

by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016

Cucumber toaster

Words screamed by giant bitch boy while receiving a mildly
Painful tattoo

Yo tj got a tattoo yesterday and he was a massive cucumber toaster

by Wafercrusader March 23, 2023

Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019

Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.

Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021