finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit
I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.
by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017
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brain lint

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.
My brain lint isn't marketable but I'm damn fine at trivial pursuit.
by James1976 October 10, 2007
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brain-coffee

A term describing the situation when endorphins are released by the body. In other words a natural high. Popularized by the Chinese dvd release of "Grappler Baki."
Did you see when he wiped out on his bicycle?

Yea, but despite the injuries he got up and finished the race, must have been the brain-coffee.
by ta0paipai January 16, 2010
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oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.
John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!
by PinkPanther13 April 20, 2018
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brain stall

A moment when your mind completely locks up, and needs to be manually be set back in motion. Similar to a brain fart, but a brain stall can cause a long period of inactivity unless voluntarily EASED back into a conversation or thought process.
Person 1: "Hey, what are you watching?"

Person 2:"..."

Person 1: "Hey!"

Person 2: "Uhh, errr, wait what?"

Person 1: "Are you okay?"

Person 2: "Uhh, yeah, I just had a bit of a brain stall..."
by Unknown29 October 03, 2013
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tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.
Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.
by Anony_mouse_776 November 27, 2010
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Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.
My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.
by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020
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