Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast

Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."

by yungott December 15, 2015

finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.

I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 07, 2020

Vaggie Fingers

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.

Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

finger porking

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

by Dan and Harry PLC September 27, 2013

bike-finger

A derivative of the driving-finger, more often used by individuals on a bike. Frequently displayed by bike-messengers/cycle couriers to comment on the ass-hattery of Traffic Officers.

Note: may be utilized with both hands (dual-bike-finger) and is often presented with verbal accompaniment.

Whilst noticing the black and white, parked in the cycling lane, the courier proudly offered the officers his bike-finger.

by Super Evil Brian April 20, 2009

talk to the finger

A suggestion you make to someone who has insulted you or someone you’re with as you calmly raise your middle finger about a foot in front of their face.

I think I have solution: talk to the finger.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2020

finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

by Brien2 January 17, 2011