Third Lap Bullshit

When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.

I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.

by BobOmbWill December 30, 2014

Thirst Snap

Any picture or video on snapchat used to intentionally get attention.

Me: Did Rachel send you that snap of her new bathing suit?
Joe: Yeah bro, what a Thirst Snap.

by alehundo January 22, 2015

Third Party Jinx

When you jinx both parties that say the same word or phrase at the same time despite not saying that word or phrase yourself.

Neither of them can talk, they got the Third Party Jinx

by Xoolig October 5, 2018

Third Rake

Bootleg Th!rd R3!ch that rakes your lawn in autumn

Third rake! Rake my lawn

by Nazbol January 6, 2021

sleep thirsty

lacking sleep, the cooler way to say sleep deprivation

dude, i only had two hours of sleep, im so sleep thirsty

by yoooo1005 December 27, 2008

Pizza Thirsties

The condition of eating much pizza thus causing dehydration and thirst. Often results in hallucinations and thoughts of oases.

"Looks like that dude had one slice too many, got himself some pizza thirsties."

by Kraddel March 16, 2009

Beer Thirst

The need of beer. The longer one goes without it, the worse it gets.

A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"

by scuzzie August 5, 2009