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by Daren October 30, 2019
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by SauskiSmash April 8, 2021
Get the Breezy Tina mug.Only fools fall in love. Tina is a sexual Goddess but she’s spreading that shit around. She’ll take a gangbang and sleep in your bed that night. A scorned woman hath no fury. She may as well be the inspiration behind that. She’ll deny her own daughter her father if she feels personally scorned. A hot blooded, cold blooded sexual goddess of the night capable of making you orgasm 4 successive times with her unquenchable appetite for cum, but then going out and fucking the neighborhood. When pregnant, will not even slow down smoking or taking adderall and will then use her family to seclude the child from the father. The family knows this is the only way that Tina will ever have the respect of her child (wo the father in the picture). But little do they care for the child’s rights to know her father. A Tina cannot think for herself and therefore loves life through decisions made for her by others. A sexual goddess who will make you pay for your sin like Eve of old.
Hey, watch out, there’s a Tina. What she’s capable of is legendary cold blooded shit. Better to go home and go batin’ than to sell your soul to the devil.
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Get the Tina-ish mug.Tina is a SUCCUBUS!. She doesn't kill right away she will slowly drain your blood and keep you in this weakened state for as long as possible while she seeks out her next target, it could be quite awhile for she is a very picky predator. When she finds her next victim she will not only finish draining your blood she will empty your bank account and devour your very soul ensuring eternal youth and beauty. She is very clever and has been doing this a long time, she never makes a mistake she moves with a purpose every thought, every action, every inaction has meaning behind it. To her countless victims it seemed as if she knew the future, resistance was futile they could not comprehend just how unlucky they were for she is not only a spawn of Satan she is also witch that can see the future.
MAN 1; Over the past 2 weeks TOM has been getting worse, he looks like shit now. Hes so weak I hope he dont have some new covid strain. I can't even get ahold of him now ever since TINA moved in with him, I think she might be a SUCCUBUS!! or a REVERSE VAMPIRE!!
MAN 2; Don't be stupid, everyone knows covid is over!!
MAN 2; Don't be stupid, everyone knows covid is over!!
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