Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.

"She is the biggest spoof sponge"

by sparkneon October 6, 2005

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.

Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.

by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Charming Sponge

A person who does not work and mooches off those around them.

Tina's bf is just a charming sponge.

by Thewafflking August 16, 2016

Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.

When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.

by theduckie13 January 11, 2010