Lyft of Shame

A millennial’s “Walk of Shame”; the awkward Lyft ride to one’s place of residence after an unanticipated escapade of sorts (usually sexual). Almost always experienced in clothing from the previous night.

“I totally had to take a Lyft of Shame this morning, I swear I didn’t mean to stay at his place!”

by lillatke July 18, 2019

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

shame spiral

The feeling you get afterer a long night or weekend of binge drinking or partying. Usually as a result of getting nothing accomplished the following day. Sinking into an abyss of regret.

Instead of writing my paper for class on Sunday, I stayed in bed and rode out the Shame Spiral I found myself in.

by daknob March 20, 2014

walk of shame

when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a booty call

He did the walk of shame last Friday out my house.

by apriletta November 19, 2003

greta-shamed

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.

Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!

by kapysta September 27, 2019

food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."

by Anne Buster November 9, 2006