avocado's number

the amount of time it takes (in microseconds) for an avocado to adequately ripen for consumption

this avocado has an avocado's number of 6.02x10^23.

by theprehnmantis October 28, 2010

Number Nine

two gay niggas kissing.

Number nine: gay niggas kissing.
this term describes two gay niggas kissing.

by 134340? July 3, 2019

Dropping numbers

As you know, when you go to the bathroom it's either #1 or #2. Dropping numbers refers to doing #2.

Michael will be right back. He's in the bathroom dropping numbers. OR , I'm about to go drop some numbers.

by Msimeoni May 23, 2015

Exaggeration Number

The number you typically use to exaggerate a situation or scenario.

Although there are many numbers to choose from, you tend to stick to your own exagger-number.

"I heard he has like, twelve million siblings"

"There were about twelve million people at that show!"

"Pretty sure he slept with at least twelve million people."

That's my exaggeration number

by Jenna Cameron August 11, 2012

Number Neighbor

The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.

Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch

by Ray????? August 10, 2019

Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

number 3

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 31, 2007