Mysterious Glass o' Milk

Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.

Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.

by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.

this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

by DaChazman February 23, 2005

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024

Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 8, 2018

Mystery Porno

When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.

Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.

by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020