garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.

Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.

by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009

Person Garage

The place where you put all of your friends that you aren't very close with (i.e. the back of your phone/social media accounts). You don't talk or hangout with them very often, so they end up buried underneath all of your other social media conversations.

*person sends you unfunny meme for the 20th time*

You: someone's going in my person garage.

by yeppbrep July 13, 2021

Oily boys in my garage

The word "Oily boys in my garage" means that there are oily boys in your garage.

Robert,"I have big black thighs with extra girth and meat!"

Mike. "I like men, and i have oily boys in my garage."

by Themaninyourgarage May 21, 2024

Juicy Garage

a woman’s vagina.

She had a nice juicy garage.

by Gemma Jam October 29, 2025

garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole

I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.

by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017

Garage Opener

A little device that comes with a garage that lets you open the garage.

"Hey can you open the garage, I left my garage opener in the house"

by Tigerjas78 September 16, 2020

Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.

“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023