baggage buffet

When you meet someone in dating that has so many issues, that's it's like a baggage buffet.

Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Buffet

When the top boy has multiple lasses lined up for a facial and splaffs on all of them

Dej was on a madden and gave his cousin Mam and aunty the buffet

by Fatboy2673 September 14, 2019

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

BUFFET

Big Ugly Fat Fucks Eat There

We're going out for to the buffet for lunch wait til you see the big ugly fat fucks eat there!

by Puraw December 10, 2021

Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)

Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed

by funny jokes July 10, 2020

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

hot buffet

a gangbang verison of a hot lunch

"we should do another group poop in macy"

"in macy?"

"no, not in macy, cus then it would be a hot buffet"

by fent floyd September 24, 2025