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Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.
We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet
by LegalToaster October 9, 2017
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hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.
It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!
by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014
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Bro Buffet

A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"
Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!
by Gogetablue June 10, 2025
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buffet

another word for sex orgy with at least 5 people; an orgy where every one is naked( only guys) where every one is eating ass, balls, dick, and thot tots...big ones...melon sized
I just went to that buffet.
by imyourmomfaggot January 25, 2019
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Brock was about to go down on Amber, but then he flipped her over and decided to eat at the Old Country Buffet.
by Mapppy84 May 10, 2023
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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Green Buffet

See: Gravy SEAL.

A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
by ThisBruiser December 17, 2023
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