by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 26, 2010

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.
Key Components of Stu Staching:
The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
Key Components of Stu Staching:
The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.
“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”
He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂
by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.
Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
by AladdinKun December 19, 2021
