meth mop

A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.

Tiffany is jumping person to person smoking their shit up she's. Yeah it's cause she's a meth mop

by Bpart7903 March 29, 2023

mop fucker

someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.

ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up

by swooping season May 19, 2021

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

by scholzilla October 16, 2009

Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015