crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020

Hot Mop

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.

Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.

by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015

meth mop

A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.

Tiffany is jumping person to person smoking their shit up she's. Yeah it's cause she's a meth mop

by Bpart7903 March 29, 2023

ball mop

A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻

Omg I cummed all over the bed I'm so sorry!!
It's ok I have a ball mop :)

by Meghansavagelol November 21, 2016

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

Shit mop

When you have puffy hair and it looks like a shit mop

Shot up kadaisha with your shit mop on your head

by Nobody_knows 2021 June 2, 2021