dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.

"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"

by MonkSootKing February 6, 2015

chess the monke

chess the monke is a super cool god that listens to justin beiber kidz bop. i love her more then beiber balls

sum1; whose listening to justin beiber kidz bop?
sum2; oh thats chess the monke, shes so cool

by godlygrasseater January 19, 2022

Shaolin Monks

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Hooded Monk

(1) Colloquial term for the clitoris. Also since there are so few monks in today's society, locating either hooded monk is near impossible

(2) Can also refer to a clitoral piercing

(1) I read the book and understood the diagram, but I spent almost a half hour looking for her hooded monk.

(2) Whoa, that hooded monk had to hurt.

by Expert1111 May 13, 2009

havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020

Monk's Sleeve

Noun. A term generally used in conjunction with a comparison to a vagina, in particular one with voluminous labia majora.

God bless us, your Majesty, I am nonplussed, nay dismayed to discover that thou has a clout like a Monk's Sleeve.

by goody5 December 7, 2010