Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

Hailey merchant

stinky

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.

by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021

Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022

2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.

Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants, now look at us.

by anonymous June 2, 2021