drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit

I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.

by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

Binni and the coconut

father-daughter duo of the century

“nei pabbi þú færð ekki bassa í jólagjöf en þú færð höfundaréttinn á nafninu Binni and the coconut”

by labbakútur October 22, 2020

Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.

"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"

by TheNarrator January 30, 2022

Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.

Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?

by Zairusu July 3, 2021

Piss Coconut

A piss coconut.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.

One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.

1. "Dude, this coconut is filled with PISS!? It's a PISS COCONUT."
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.

by Oli..? March 2, 2023