Chode

I very small penis that no girl would want in her

Oh my god i want it so bad but his chode is to small for my pussy,and im talking about jadeon mendez & joseph hodge they have tiny fat chunky chodes

by Tiffany Hodge May 07, 2009

Chode

(v) To suddenly and/or involuntarily reduce the length of one's penis in response to: cold weather, cold water, an incredibly unattractive person, or simply being obese.

(n) The perineum.

(n) A fat witto winky.

1. "So, I went to this pool party and pretty much choded my trunks... and now there are pictures on Facebook."

"As if you have to 'chode' to get a chode. ha ha."

"Shut up!"

2. "Yeah, you got me beggin', beggin'... baby, please don't chooode."

by Wazakra January 28, 2011

chodely

1. An adjective or adverb describing something as being gay or worthless.

2. An adverb describing an action as unwarranted and meanhearted. Or worthless.

That movie was 100% chodely.


Why would Victor do something so chodely?

by Paul October 03, 2004

Chode

In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill

i want to buy this for a chode

by bobthebaler February 18, 2015

chode

a short, fat dick

Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.

by **** *** September 10, 2003

chode

when a dude is hung like a tuna can

dude i have a chode

by mobli home September 07, 2008

Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 07, 2010