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Chap

When a man, boy or child is bagged by a chick
Rachael was sick of her all boyfriends taking home chicks so she pulled a chap of her own last night and rocked his world.
by Furu September 2, 2021
mugGet the Chapmug.

crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
mugGet the crap chapsmug.

Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".
Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.
by S455R525 May 15, 2016
mugGet the Chapmug.

Rip In The Chap

When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap
“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore
“Oof Rip in the chap
by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019
mugGet the Rip In The Chapmug.

Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else
by WinstonBoy May 12, 2021
mugGet the Chappingmug.

de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.
by Brokeback 2.0 October 12, 2018
mugGet the de-chapmug.

Chap

Over with, done for
The squirrel was chap after he ran in front of the car.
by Janetbabyyy November 8, 2020
mugGet the Chapmug.

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