The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.
Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.
Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!
Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
Get the elephant tracksmug. When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.
After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
by JayC2008 August 21, 2008
Get the snail tracks mug. Dude i don't know what they had in that keg last night.
But i left some mean demon tracks in your toilet bowl.
But i left some mean demon tracks in your toilet bowl.
by Krizbanger August 18, 2011
Get the Demon tracksmug. Begins earlier in the day when one or a multitude of people have gone to a restaurant and then a place for desert. Then later that day the same people or person decide to go back and do the same places to eat but in reverse order. Also can be used in reference to a buffet.
by Sevomira December 22, 2016
Get the fat trackmug. by boomer2 July 28, 2003
Get the skitter tracksmug. a large "up scale house" that, although large, is not of quality architecture. They are usually built by big construction companies who found importance not in the quality of the building, but the distance in which the development spanned.
These mansions are usually very similar, what makes them different is how many marble columns are at their front porch or how far they imported their cement lions from.
These mansions are usually very similar, what makes them different is how many marble columns are at their front porch or how far they imported their cement lions from.
use in a sentence:
"that bitch thinks her house is so god damn nice... but she lives in a really shitty track mansion and doesn't know it."
See- the mansion of Arrested Development. Perfect example.
OR
Anything with a 20,000 budget or more on HGTV.
Anything that people "like" on HGTV
OR
Anything that you saw your favorite porn star living in on MTV Cribs.
"that bitch thinks her house is so god damn nice... but she lives in a really shitty track mansion and doesn't know it."
See- the mansion of Arrested Development. Perfect example.
OR
Anything with a 20,000 budget or more on HGTV.
Anything that people "like" on HGTV
OR
Anything that you saw your favorite porn star living in on MTV Cribs.
by arkitect June 13, 2009
Get the Track Mansionmug. man she had some awful chicken tracks
i hope i dont get any chicken tracks this weekend
my chicken tracks are so embarrassing!
i hope i dont get any chicken tracks this weekend
my chicken tracks are so embarrassing!
by mills5150 May 30, 2013
Get the chicken tracksmug.