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king science

Most diverse school in Nebraska

Home of some Karen teachers and the dean who uses a megaphone because he’s short and people don’t hear him
95% of the boys act gay but are scared to get called gay
5+ fights each week
A lot happens at king science
If your walking the halls during class time, then a random kid will yell “DON’T BE SKIPPING, YOU GOT A HALL PASS?” Then u gotta run away from that kid
Whenever kids from king science go to district events, teachers from other schools stereotype them and be like “I don’t know how it works at your school, but there is no drugs and no firearms at this event!!!”
Person one: Omg you go to king science?
Person two: Yes, the school is a different breed!
by Coochiewomanz April 18, 2022
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Teh Science

completely politicized science
Teh Science says that you can never go back to normal even after you are vaccinated, and also that biological sex does not exist.
by Eushshtb April 14, 2021
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Rocket Science

What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!!
A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
by Pialinist July 5, 2020
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spirit science

A bullshit term made up by spiritual people to make it look like there is evidence backing up their claims.
BroBro.. I'm spirit science as hell, my ora is so bright.
by Woodchuck April 19, 2016
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Science Denier

A person who openly denies results published by the global scientific community, usually for economic or political reasons.

In the United States, most science deniers are Republicans who believe that climate change doesn't exist and that homosexuality is a choice and not something that is determined via genetics during a fetus' development
Donald Trump is a Science Denier, he claimed that Global Warming was a hoax invented by the Chinese.
by Super Thicc January 29, 2017
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Kansas Science

Humbuggery. B.S. The opposite of "science" as the rest of the world understands it.

A result of the Kansas school board redefining science to accomodate the creationist viewpoint embodied in so-called Intelligent Design.
Gravity is caused by elves. Faeries are responsible for the behavior of electrons. Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. This is all provable by Kansas Science!
by James Burke July 24, 2008
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Voodoo Science

Something that is or seems unreal. When something looks too impossible to have been made by any other means. Successfully combining two things that should mix.
So you are telling me i can get soda from this if i pour water into this bottle, Man that is some Voodoo Science!. You can't mix those two milks together they have different expiration dates on them that is Voodoo Science.
by RicRWA January 1, 2012
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