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The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.
Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片, 在香港这座城市的设置 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员
by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022
mugGet the The Rug Ratmug.

Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike
Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.
by nikkanicki December 23, 2011
mugGet the Rug Muttmug.

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.
"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"
by T_PAIN December 18, 2009
mugGet the Rug Cookiesmug.

Rub and "rug"

When a prostitute gives the client or john a discount even its a dollar for ceremonial purposes. Like the discounts you get in a discount rug shop. Some men cant really get hard unless they get some sort of discount
The escort gave the john a discount so he can get fully hard. Thats called a rub and "rug"
by Rose gh July 17, 2023
mugGet the Rub and "rug"mug.

rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
mugGet the rug nuttymug.

Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry
A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes
by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022
mugGet the Purple Rugmug.

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.
Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!
by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023
mugGet the rusty rugmug.

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