Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
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blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.
1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!
by anonymous person… November 7, 2023
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biting my balls

used as an synonym for getting peer pressured or convinced into something, explaining how you were persuaded into something.
“mate when did you get a dog
“bro i didn’t want it but my missus was biting my balls about it
by penguinqueen48 May 26, 2025
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Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.
Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.
by OwordO January 24, 2015
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Eat my balls

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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My Ball

A slang term used to refer to someone you’re interested in romantically or claim as yours. Commonly used in casual conversation to check where someone stands or express interest.

The term was created and popularized by YouTuber, rapper, and streamer DDG, who often uses it when talking to or about women he's vibing with.
"You my ball?" – A way of asking "Are you mine?" or looking for confirmation that the girl is feelin’ you.
Example: “You my ball or what? I been tryna see where we stand.”

"Who ball is you?" – A question for the girl, asking who she’s talking to or involved with at the moment.
Example: “You out here lookin' good—who ball is you?”

"Ain’t that my ball?" – Used when you see the girl you mess with talking to someone else or walking by without acknowledging you.
Example: “Ain’t that my ball? She acting like she don’t know me now?”
by T3bxgo May 31, 2025
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