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Thai or ALvin

THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐Ÿผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐Ÿผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI ๐Ÿผ ?

MILES MULTANI, the ๐Ÿ“น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐Ÿผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜‹ over.

The cab ๐Ÿš– was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐Ÿผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI ๐Ÿผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐Ÿผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐Ÿผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 18, 2025
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Thai Cave rescue

When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you donโ€™t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
Ohh crap, I better preform a Thai cave rescue on your vagina.
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ALVIN THAI LIM

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Thai is in the industry of doing ๐Ÿ’… NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ, you good ?
ALI ๐Ÿผ: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a

Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI๐Ÿผ : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒถ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 18, 2025
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MAGILANT NARSASSCIST, look up this definition. Poor Jaden and MaiLin have a father as one of these known as Thai
THAI: My life is full of lies.
ALVIN: no SHIT Sherlock.
THAI: I'm a BORN MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
ALVIN: Since Day # 1
THAI: did you know all my school documents are fake like me.
ALVIN: your tool and die certificate is clearly FAKE as FUCK!

THAI: I made it this far LOL

ALVIN: I'm going to tell your parents.
THAI: don't
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ March 1, 2025
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Thai Lunchbox

When you stack two โ€œlady boysโ€ on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
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Bun-Thai

Someone who poses as a female during the night, normally found on street corners wearing layers of make up provided by his pimp.
Pot and Thy likes to check out bun-thai's along the red light district.
by anoneyabusiness February 18, 2010
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This small short lady boy from THAI LAND is notorious for getting botox in all parts of his body including his favourite part which are his lips ๐Ÿ’‹

JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
KATARINA MORDY: " hey THAI, I'm going in for a session of filler for botox this week,

They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains ๐Ÿง  is swelled up so I think you another dose"

THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips ๐Ÿ’‹ done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"

KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 8, 2025
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