number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017

voice texter

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.

My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.

by fuckdenmark April 21, 2019

Over-texter

Someone who texts a single person so much that it feels like the conversations never end. Sometimes the over-texting is so extreme that the over-textee starts ignoring the over-texter out of annoyance. These types of people are also often the ones who talk a lot.

Candice loves texting with Jeremy but she is a really bad over-texter because of it.

by LexiesPlural October 5, 2020

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun June 28, 2005

big testie

The most famous sandwich from Mc DO

- One big testie, please!
- Drink?
- A large cock!

by MisterDoodieMan September 19, 2006