Testicle Sunrise

Its the action of dragging your balls over someones face until they wake up with a view of your testicals.

Paul woke up sunday morning to a Testicle Sunrise. it sure did make his day.

by jboob September 22, 2009

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Testical Tennis

A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!

Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;

Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."

Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"

by GrandPoop October 12, 2010

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(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes

Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.

Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.

Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.

by julsmileyface August 4, 2009

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Testicle

The testicle or testis is the male reproductive gland in all animals, including humans. It is homologous to the female ovary. The functions of the testes are to produce both sperm and androgens, primarily testosterone. Testosterone release is controlled by the anterior pituitary luteinizing hormone; whereas sperm production is controlled both by the anterior pituitary follicle-stimulating hormone and gonadal testosterone.

"Hey man! Someone just kicked my testicles and it hurt!"

by baberuthboi May 15, 2018

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