telaine

Nickname for a girl who is a bit off the wall. Slightly crazy, hyper, excitable, giddy but essentially well-meaning, fun, drunk and deep down is a good friend

"Christ whats wrong with her? Shes acting a bit off the wall."

"Yeah I know shes hilarious isn't she. Great fun to be around. A bit of a telaine really"

by alicado December 26, 2008

teladildonics

Remote control cyber sex.

Teladildonics is really helping out with their long distance relationship.

by yngartemis October 7, 2007

telefaggot

a term used to describe a gay individual from southern India. Often times used in villages or rural areas.

"Hey Sagar, aren't you a telefaggot?"

"Why, yes! Aren't you one too?"

by Condomman April 12, 2010

Television Audience Laugh

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.

I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh

by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010

Telcontar

A word in the fictional language of Quenya (which was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is a type of Elvish). It means "Strider" in Quenya and was the name given to all the descendants of Aragorn (son of Arathorn, from the Lord of the Rings). The name was given by Peregrin Took or Pippin who continued to address Aragorn as "Strider" even in front of high ranking officials. Aragorn then said that the name of his house would be "Telcontar", the equivalent of Strider in Quenya.

Eldarion, son of Aragorn, was the first of the House of Telcontar.

Eldarion Telcontar

by AlaraTheAwesome November 2, 2012

Telecoitus

Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.

My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.

by KCHooligan May 31, 2013

Tele Op Spec

Tele Op Spec - Everybody, Signals, Infantry and even Civvies, knows that a Spec-Op (aka Special Telegraphist, Morse-Monkey, Tele-op spec) is what you call when your wife or lady needs some real good lovin' and your cold beer needs drinkin' whilst you are away on exercise or operational tour. Known in the Corps to be the best lovers and envied by all the handbags, tele mechs, techs, EDs and thick as fuck lineys

1) Hey Don, Hear you off to Ireland for a tour... Don't worry mate.. I'll keep an eye out to make sure your Mr's don't get Spec Op'd (Tele Op Spec'd) whilst your over there.

2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.

3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)

by HRH Colonel in Chief February 1, 2014