Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

Breckin Tedders

An actual fucking god. Breckin Tedders has a gigantic penis. Sculpted like a Greek statue, Breckin Tedders is easily the hottest motherfucker that ever lived.

Damn, that nigga is a Breckin Tedders!

by Breckin Tedders May 24, 2022

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

tenderfiddles

Soar boobs ; aka Christy

Shaniqua gave Christy tenderfiddles by elbowing her in the tar-tars

by Tenderfiddles, Bubbles, Buttercup, Shaniqua November 1, 2003

tendertouch

an erotically pleasurable sexual act, relative to cuddling yet much hardcore. the more intense, the better the touch. spicy touch. feisty touch. and the ultimate, foxy touch.

Batman had tendertouch with Wonderwoman. it was a two hour session of bliss.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmit August 27, 2008