Téa

people named Téa are strong and badass women who can fuck shit up, but are also great listeners and even better friends.

Friend 1: You have to meet this person, Their name’s Téa!
Friend 2: i think I know them! Aren’t they the one who can ride a motorcycle while doing a handstand over a pit of alligators?
Téa: yeah thats me

by hamsandwisch November 22, 2021

Téa

She is the most carefree friend you can have, and this carefreeness will lead you to smile even in the worst moments. Téa is beautiful and has a unique style, has charm and is really witty, dark humor mixed with sarcasm. Téa knows how to love like few, and when you realize the amount of love she can give she will be ready to welcome you with open arms. Don't take advantage of her love because it's the best you can get, and you'd regret doing it. If you know Téa then don't let her go, Because you will miss her like a few people, and you will regret that choice for the rest of your life. She is spontaneous and courageous. They have a sense of adventure and love to explore. Téa is determined and bold, and very good at initiating new projects. She has high energy and can initiate quick actions.

Téa made me laugh while I wanted to destroy the world lol

by barbjoyce November 23, 2021

Tea Party Parrot

A play on "Tea Party Patriot", which is a term individual Tea Party supporters use to describe themselves and a phrase in the name of local and national Tea Party groups. This describes members who "parrot" back lies and half-truths they hear on Fox News and conservative talk radio with no real knowledge or understanding to support them.

That Tea Party Parrot kept talking about "death panels", but when I asked her what those were, exactly, she was speechless.

by wordlust November 26, 2010

Tea Party Genius

An individual who posesses an extraordinary amount of common sense, which is the only required education for membership in the Tea Party. The person is usually a male, in his forties who has failed in business, marraige and many other endeavors. He therefore shows his common sense by blaming the government, immigrants, teachers, pensioners, scientists, non-evangelicals, non-whites, non-republicans, etc for his failures in life. In doing so, he gains many followers.

Bob was on C-Span today hitting the viewers up with some hardcore common sense. He's a Tea Party Genius.

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.

During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.

by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013

Tea Potty Ideology

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!

The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.

by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

tea patsies

people who mindlessly believe the kooky stuff the right wing dispenses.

The tea patsies believe the President is not a U.S. citizen.

by mbullock January 18, 2011