Texas Tampon

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out

If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.

by kneebrace October 24, 2017

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by c November 2, 2017

tampon

Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.

"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"

by hold da applaz January 31, 2010

Tampon Taster

A person with a REALLY crappy job

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.

by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006

tampon

a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏

her tampon looked 😋

by oglegendboss2677 October 15, 2019

Take out your tampon

Phrase directed towards someone who is acting like a chicken shit or pussy, about something that is not a big deal.

Joe, Bob, and I were going to pull some pussy, we asked Tim to go with us and he said "no, I'm not sure if I want to fuck a hooker" we told him "take out your tampon and live a little", so he did.

by Goldielox September 28, 2010

Tampooning

The act of inserting a tampon into the orifice of a second individual. Does not necessarily imply consent or indicate which orifice.

Origin: tampon + poon + harpooning = tampooning

When my girlfriend is too drunk to change her maxipad it's time to go tampooning!

by Scrotash July 16, 2011