Taint Strangle

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008

smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.

I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good

by Chodemuffins August 23, 2011

Taint Poacher

Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.

Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.

by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

taint whistle

a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.

With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.

by Will Bixby May 4, 2006

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006

Taint District

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

taint licker

Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)

Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D

by A Person That Likes Fish May 27, 2009