sabertooth tiger

A prehistoric "cougar" that preys on young men that could be her grandson's age.

When I took my grandma to Bingo, her sabertooth tiger friends couldn't keep their paws off me.

by The Rountrees March 6, 2010

tangerade

A mixed drink composed of a healthy dose of Tanqueray, Gatorade to moderate the flavour, and Tang to add a kick.

"This tangerade is talking to a nigga."
"I'm just sipping on tangerade."

by Scott Robinson November 3, 2005

Tager

A living thing that its comprised entirely of pure testosterone in the form of a gigantic penis. Also , this being reproduces via pile driving its mate.

The only thing more manly than Chuck Norris is a Tager.

by Vash DN November 17, 2009

smooth tiger

a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.

"ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob "

by iandebeerlovesmingers October 18, 2010

Neon Tiger

From the song by The Killers of the same name, a neon tiger is a foreigner/tourist who goes to Las Vegas to gamble to "Redeem themselves from poor decisions, to win big" unaware that The House Will Always Win, under the heat of the southwest sun.

"Run neon tiger there's a price on your head. They'll hunt you down and gut you, I'll never let them touch you!"
"I'm begging you neon tiger run."

by Doronorn January 7, 2013

tiger show

In Thailand, a special sex show involving a number of acrobatic displays. Examples of what to expect at a tiger show are, women shooting darts out of their pussies, women shooting ping pong balls out of their pussies, and women women opening beer bottles with their pussies. Fun is had by all, and generally each man in attendance finishes his night with a private performance from one of the entertainers.

Dude, Ryan, you know who I saw at last night's tiger show? Your mom!

by uncle patrick December 9, 2004

saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

by The Eta July 2, 2009