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Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.
Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!
by LordChikin June 4, 2017
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Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.
Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!
by Spoonyt69 April 7, 2022
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Truther

Is one who rejects the official explanation provided for September 11, 2001. They include professional architects and engineers, scientists, and other scholars, firefighters, pilots, veterans, doctors, the victims families and people from countless other walks of life. People who reject the official explanation live in a paradigm that sees the mainstream media as a tool of manipulation for the masses.
Architects and Engineers for 9-11 truth are the quintessential truthers.
by nobody1010 May 3, 2010
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truthcaster

- one who broadcast the truth

- one who speaks of the truth

- one who expose the truth
- brother Eliseo F. Soriano is the Truthcaster
by melvs May 28, 2007
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Truther

A word for anyone who looks at a horrific event and sees a government conspiracy.
Bobo said that Franklin Roosevelt orchestrated the Japanese attack in order to swing public opinion towards going to war with the Germans. He must be a Pearl Harbor truther.
by Moonbat McWingnut January 16, 2013
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trout call

Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.
"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"
by Matt Eagle March 11, 2008
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Truth Fashion

The ability to tell versions of the truth with intermixed lies to make a story sound better. The benefit of the version of the truth always applies to the teller.
Man, Curt killed his fifth MOTOQ last night. I heard him truth fashion his way into a free replacement with the Verizon rep. this morning.
by Excnn August 4, 2008
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