The San Francisco Treat

1. Rice-A-Roni
2. Dick

Al sang, "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat" as he was getting a big fat San Francisco treat rammed up his ass.

by Coo July 20, 2003

Rice Crispy Treat

When a saucy gentleman projects his ejaculate into the hair of an unsuspecting female. Tada! The hair sticks together, and a good time is had by all.

It's hard to return a wig after receiving a Rice Crispy Treat.

by Sir Thaddeus Abernathy, D.D.S. April 29, 2009

the san francisco treat

A thinly veiled euphemism for anal sex.

In prison "the san francisco treat" is served at more than just lunch.

by Woob December 13, 2004

"quick sweet treat"

an expression used to describe something you want

'Can I have a "quick sweet treat" bite of your fries, Andrea?', or, 'I'll just have a "quick sweet treat" nap'

by Kate & Andrea October 20, 2006

krispy kreme treat

when you have a krispy kreme donut and you put it on your dick and have a girl eat it off and then have her lick or suck off the sticky stuff. and have her give you a blowjob.

The other night brittany gave me a krispy kreme treat.

by matt87 September 10, 2005

treat you as an equal

to treat them normal and with respect

Richard, I will treat you as an equal from now on...

by L Harvey0swaId November 29, 2007

treat y'er self

A derogatory statement aimed at one you are displeased with. Another way to say 'to give head', also a common ending to an arguement

Fuck you bitch!
Yeah, treat y'er self!

by p-diddy17 January 26, 2006