elephant tracks

The act of expelling a large amount of diarrhea on a womans stomach, then dipping your ass cheecks into the wet poop mess and pulling them out to leave an imprint resembling that of an elephant track.

Ted: I was boning down with your mother last night and suddenly had to shit like hella. I barely turned around and my shit blasted all over her gut and I slipped back and my ass cheecks landed in it. I got up and it looked like elephant tracks.

Xavier: Damn, thats sounds awesome!

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

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snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.

DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh

by JayC2008 August 21, 2008

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skitter tracks

the shit stains in your underpants when you blow a wet fart

mom washed my skitter tracks out of my boxers

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

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Demon tracks

Taking a massive shit that leaves tracks down the toilet bowl.

Dude i don't know what they had in that keg last night.

But i left some mean demon tracks in your toilet bowl.

by Krizbanger August 18, 2011

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fat track

Begins earlier in the day when one or a multitude of people have gone to a restaurant and then a place for desert. Then later that day the same people or person decide to go back and do the same places to eat but in reverse order. Also can be used in reference to a buffet.

Pizza Hut and Tcby were so good earlier today. Let's "fat track" through them again.

by Sevomira December 22, 2016

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Track Gatorade

The art of mixing blue u and gatorade to create the ultimate mix of alchohol and electroytes... VERY STEALTHY (desn't the powerful smell or taste of alchohol).. originated in 2006 at LHS..

TRACK GATORADE=
1. 1/2 blue gatorade
2. 1/2 blu uv
3. 1 really long and boring track meet with no adderall to make it interesting..
4. Not being able to throw the shotput straight at the end of day... PRICELESS

by BASS_MASTER (of the shotput) March 6, 2009

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