totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.

Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!

by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 25, 2013

tootsierolll

A small penis or dick

Haimish has a small tootsierolll

by Ahahhahahah1234sassy March 13, 2014

Tots down

Totally down

It could fall through and if that’s the case I’m tots down for the Midori.

by Act 1 May 9, 2014

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Toats

Slang for totally

That sounds toats amaze

by ChickBarb May 30, 2016

Toots

Thick, juicy

Me: damn Ma you’re mad toots
Her: I’ve been doing my squats

by ElPolloGuisado May 22, 2019

Tootsie Roll Twister

When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.

Last night a fucked a bad bitch and she gave me bad Tootsie Roll Twister

by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 13, 2020