Tit-for-brains 

one who has a female breast for a cereberum

}Piss off, stephen, you tit-for-brains!

Tit-for-brains by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

tit wrinkle

the wrinkles at the sides of the eyes from staring at titties.

tit wrinkle by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Tit Milker 

Machine for one's nipples to be milked.

She really needs a tit milker.

Tit Milker by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

tit for tat 

To show one's tits in exchange for seeing another's tats

Brie wanted to see my eagle tattoo, so I demanded tit for tat.

I got the better end of the deal.

tit for tat by Cobra McLarge August 16, 2011

Tit to Tummy Rule 

This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.

Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:

A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.

Tit to Tummy Rule by Cursed Irishman May 4, 2009

[tit carwash] 

The act of placing ones face in a woman's cleavage while the woman shimmies, jiggles or otherwise moves her bosom, or "tits", in a sweeping, back and forth, generally horizontal motion similar to a drive-thru carwash.

"Dude I can't believe you just payed two hundred bucks for 3 songs in the champagne room! Did she touch your penis?"
"No, but I did get a 25 minute tit carwash."

[tit carwash] by Charrro December 27, 2008

tit slings 

slang term for a bra.

get me tit slings out of the drawer.

tit slings by cuntybollox September 16, 2009