Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022

Nosed the nug

When your brown nosing and you accidentally get your nose caught up in a dingleberry

Yo man I was eating Teresa's ass last night and I fucking nosed the nug!

by MuffinManxXX August 23, 2020

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.

Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".

by the booger meister January 2, 2014

nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

Nose peg

The act of one receiving an unwanted incirlement of their nose by a willing giver’s anus.

Poor, unsuspecting, Archibald received a nose peg at the weekend. The shit wouldn’t come off his nose until Tuesday!

by SharetheloveJB October 9, 2018

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010