by Klae01 January 9, 2007

1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.
2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"
Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"
2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"
Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"
Bill- "I still don't believe you!"
Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"
2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"
Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"
Bill- "I still don't believe you!"
Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
by The mighty mighty basstones May 5, 2010

The pleasant or unpleasant condition whereby the smell of the girl you finger banged the night before remains on your hands.
Roger finger banged a homeless woman after work for a couple of pills to get high and wound up with the worst case of vaggie fingers. He couldn't scrub the smell off for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

the creepiest cartoon series i have ever watched. it will haunt my dreams. the series has recently re-emerged, with part 9. it is the scariest of them all.
by Chowderz October 30, 2011

(v.) When a dude straight up let’s a chic ride his finger as though it’s his erect penis so as to provide stimulation. Often the gentleman may allow said female to ride his finger whilst still fully clothed.
by Alex Frank Smith May 29, 2018

by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.
I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020
