The Electric Swedish Rodeo

When you are fooling around with a woman she tries to stick a vibrator up your anus and keep it in while you try to get away.

I did the Swedish Rodeo to a chick last night, then she made me right the Electric Swedish Rodeo.

by RdKil June 17, 2011

swedish dildo

Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.

Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.

Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.

by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008

swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)

john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing

by sd spangler April 19, 2004

Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.

When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.

by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006

Swedish Rape

When an male has normal, consensual sex with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.

Did you hear about that guy's swedish rape case? Apparently, he hurt the girl's feelings :(

by Randomizer101 January 6, 2011

Swedish Fish Fun

Fisting a pound of swedish fish candy into the anal cavity, then extracting them with your tongue. Have fun!

I performed "swedish fish fun" with my friends wife. Don't tell my friend. He is ironically the man who invented swedish fish. Go figure.

by Joseph Soto January 9, 2007

Swest

A general exlamation or adjective. Useful for when more widespread words elude you.

Origins: Kings' Heath, Birmingham / Redditch, Worcestershire. Originally derived from the name 'Adam West,' a prominent local celebrity known to perform street magic and stripteases.

"You're a bit of a swest!"
or
"Ahh Swest! I just dipped my elbow in that stool sample!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein January 2, 2009