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the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.
The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.
by Potter Fan 515 September 2, 2016
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jamie lynn spears

a little whore, who just used her sister to get famous. FYI: (to jamie)you're still no better than anyone who actually deserves their own tv show, jamie get real.
Exactly ^^ Jamie Lynn Spears is so the new britney. Including fucking everyone from Colin Ferrell to probably George Bush.
by tinkerbelle_619 October 6, 2005
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spears

verb. to gain rightful ownership of a person's cigarette lighter by concealing it on your person for a minimum of 15 minutes. An attempt to spears is deemed unsuccessful if the present owner takes measure to determine its whereabouts in the form of an inquiry directed specifically towards the spearser.
He was looking away and I saw an opportunity to spears his lighter.

Where's my lighter, you spearsing bastard?
by Simon Loughran September 9, 2005
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Swear down

A phrase used to imply that one is telling the truth.
That gash is bare buff yeah. She was all over me n tingz swear down.
by Alvin Monero February 7, 2008
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Brittney spears

Britney Spears was a pop-princess, well known for her hit singles in 1999, "Baby One More Time" and "Oops!... I Did it Again".

This former Mickey Mouse Club member was on top of the world until about 2003/2004, when she released her fourth ablumn and married Kevin Federline. They then started a family, having two children almost back to back. Britney still put out ablumns, but they were mainly compliations of her former songs and remixes.

In 2007 Spears and Federline filed for divorce, causing a huge media frenzy over the custody of their children, drug abuse problems, and emotional and eratic behavior from Britney. At this time, Britney decided to have her "comeback" at the MTV Awards, which failed miserably, causing bad reviews and an unfavorable position for the former pop-star.

PS. If you are going to trash talk someone, learn how to spell. It's b-i-t-c-h-e-s.
Brittney spears used to be really popular, but after she shaved her head and went to rehab, I don't think she sets a good example anymore.
by Arieanna December 19, 2007
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sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.
"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"
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